so-wheres-the-food:

"Buy one get one free"

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"On selected items"

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entropyofhamlet:

I don’t think I’ve ever disliked something that Joss Whedon worked on.

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this

➥    I have plenty.

tagged → #marvel #queue
  • DC comics: Of course we’re not going to call him Martian Manhunter, that’s stupid!
  • Marvel: New movie for the cinematic universe? Bradley Cooper is a talking raccoon, Vin Diesel is a tree, and Chris Pratt is buff.
I love that Chris Pratt doesn’t try to pretend he likes working out. He’s like, “It sucks, I’m hungry all the time, I cried because running is the worst” and I really RESPECT that. That is why he is my get-fit mascot. Because I hate running and it makes me make whiny baby faces and want to eat a million Doritos, but I’m going to do it anyway.
tagged → #Andy Dwyer #chris Pratt

oscarwilde:

is it appropriate to just yell “you know nothing of javert” every time someone talks shit about him or implies that he’s the villain in les mis

tagged → #les miserables #queue
tagged → #Chris Pratt #marry me
  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’