fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

theshortdoctorwholived:

happyhalloweenmotherfuckers:

hella-extraordinary:

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

Troy Bolton has the dance moves to my life

coolator:

aadc07099:

foxnewsofficial:

what are some cool foods to involve in sex besides whipped cream

NOT EGGS eggwhites feel like lube but it is NOT THE SAME

this has been a public service announcement

I feel like there’s a story here but I don’t want to hear it

gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

FOR SCIENCE - Can You Roll Your Tongue?

annikath:

Can you roll your tongue like this? image
If you CAN, then please REBLOG.
This is for serious science! because I have an assignment in my biology class to do a survey on how many people can or cannot roll their tongues.
If you CANNOT roll your tongue like that, then please FAVOURITE this post!
you can de-favourite the post or delete it from your blog in about two weeks if you desire to do so, but I plead you to take part in this survey of serious sience! thank

nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

nudityandnerdery:

accio-percabeth:

GUYS THEY HAVE LITTLE CHAIRS WITH THEIR NAMES ON THEM

Let’s discuss how Robert Downey Jr’s chair is half as tall as anyone else’s.

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

"What a beautiful wedding."
— the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

carriehopefletcher:

And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you.

Awww I love this picture of me and Rob!

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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