tina-the-fat-lard:

the-eyeball-fairy:

freudianslipnslide:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.

Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.

LIKE MERMAIDS

chettalovesherboys:

wificrossing:

i wish animal crossing was real like u walk into a new town dirt poor and suddenly u have a career and people who like u

#jean valjean

poprocksandkate:

rhymenocerous:

uriesays:

ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT PATRICKS REACTION???

he’s like a sim

In the third pic joe looks like he’s the one being proposed to

giraffeandhat:

potatoes-in-a-casket:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car

giraffeandhat:

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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turk3ylasagna:

I am either April Ludgate or Leslie Knope and there is no in-between