*cringes at 9 year old me*
*cringes at 13 year old me*
*cringes at year ago me*
*cringes at day ago me*
*cringes at future me*
-Christine Daaé could sing it Sir!
-A ballerine girl!?
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
when you flawlessly execute an insult
Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count
what are snails even trying to do
Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister
Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually terrifying.
that is why he is the scariest villain of Disney to date. because he was “normal” just like the rest of us.
For me the scariest Disney villains are Judge Frollo, Hans, and Mother Gothel. Because they’re all so realistic. We see them in our everyday lives. Judge Frollo is the corrupt politician who uses their power to persecute others, Hans is the con artist who plays with people’s feelings to get what he wants, and Gothel is the emotionally abusive parent.
I agree with all of these, and I’d have to add Gaston to the list, and possibly at the top. Gaston is the man who was rejected by a woman and then decides to hurt others because of it. Is there anything more relevant to society right now?
Perfect addition! I can’t believe I forgot about Gaston!
THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN
OK first that looks weird
…………. aaaaand this is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK
that was weird ….
posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went
"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"
that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt
I’ve never laughed harder
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with