geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

listen-the-music-of-the-night:

-Christine Daaé could sing it Sir!
-A ballerine girl!?

tagged → #poto

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count
tagged → #heathers

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

lizbethvaughn:

extraordinaryfearlessness:

lizbethvaughn:

staystrongandshinebright:

xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually terrifying.

that is why he is the scariest villain of Disney to date. because he was “normal” just like the rest of us.

For me the scariest Disney villains are Judge Frollo, Hans, and Mother Gothel. Because they’re all so realistic. We see them in our everyday lives. Judge Frollo is the corrupt politician who uses their power to persecute others, Hans is the con artist who plays with people’s feelings to get what he wants, and Gothel is the emotionally abusive parent.

I agree with all of these, and I’d have to add Gaston to the list, and possibly at the top. Gaston is the man who was rejected by a woman and then decides to hurt others because of it. Is there anything more relevant to society right now?

Perfect addition! I can’t believe I forgot about Gaston!

tagged → #Disney #queue
tagged → #queue
Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

tagged → #queue
tagged → #queue

amaceing:

I’ve never laughed harder

tagged → #queue
tagged → #harley quinn #my heart #queue

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend